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lost-inthew0rld:

american irony.

If there were a ‘merciful’ God, why would he create or allow cancer, malnourished children, war, natural disasters, stomach flu (in my case) or Justin Bieber? God’s plan my booty.

Thanks to having the worst immune system ever aside from an AIDS patient, I am terribly sick with stomach flu and will ring in the New Year at least 10 lbs lighter. I wouldn’t be so angry except it’s now been 2 days and I tire of feeling horrendously disgusting. I guess I should just go to sleep so that I can have weird nightmares and sweat through all of my clothes and sheets. By the way, whoever decided to be in public with this illness thus spreading it to me can burn in hell for eternity. Rant is now done.

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1. Sleep till 11:30
2. Go to Noodles in my polar bear pajamas.
3. Chain smoke
4. Listen to Hall and Oates
5. Watch IT!
Still have to drive up to Rossville, IN this evening for family xmas, but do far a most excellent day!:)

Yes.

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I would give my left ovary for a vacation like this:(

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